MOC #32
Jan 26 - 29, 2017
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Jan 16/17
It all started with guys playing with some slippery jugs

MOC curling stones go global
If any of you MOCers are feeling down on "Blue Monday", take heart in the fact that you have played a part in making somebody else's winter a bit brighter. While we wait for the bay to freeze solid enough to again use our own curling stones, others in our backyard and around the world are curling outdoors - inspired by our DIY curling stones. Over the years we have had communications from Russia, Switzerland, New Brunswick, Ontario (Bancroft, Moore Lake, Salmon Lake, Apsley), Maine, and a F.U.C.C.A. from the US. So, by MOC standards we have gone viral (view-threshold = 5).
DIY Swiss curling stones. No doubt filled with chocolate.

Switzerland: beyond the cheese...
The latest posting on the "make your own curling stones forum" comes from a group in Switzerland. This is of course fitting given the love MOC has for all things concerning cheese, chocolate, and the cowbell. We got a fever...and the only cure is more, eh. That forum gives everyone a better sense of the complexity and difficulties involved in passing stones.

The throw-down
Of course all of this begs the question - when does inter-group competition start? When is the road trip to Moore Lake? When does this become a phenomenon with league play, big sponsor dollars, network coverage, salary caps, doping controversy, the first-ever curling brawl, a league corruption scandal, and an in-depth retrospective on ESPN of the glory days focused on the original match between the Minden Outers Club and Moore Lake? Who knows; but given the potential, you might not want to be the last one to find yourself a good sports agent.

Jan 10/17
4 hunters in camo so good all we see is 2 trucks + 1 barn

Turkey hunting is healthy, even for the turkeys
Concerned about the emphasis on fatty red meat on the menu at MOC, two MOCers have taken it upon themselves to steer us towards healthier, lean turkey - aka "the other fowl meat". Not content to settle for what is available at the local grocery store Chris and Rob have made it their mission to procure us some grade A Ontario "free range" wild turkey.

The pair have joined forces with brother-in-law "Brett" and local "Steve" - the latter, who reportedly designs custom hardware for the Canadian military's anti-turkey division. Veteran MOC hunter James has declined to join the group citing the group's refusal to wear the highly visible safety-orange hunter's caps - attire the group claims is, "quite simply, uncool".
Eyeglasses: to read the shotgun manual before firing

Turkeys: the dolphins of the land mammals
It is a common assumption that the North American wild turkey - meleagris gallopavo - not Janeane Garofalo (common mistake) - is dumber than a wet sack of hammers. But, according to the group, both are, "actually much smarter than you might think". So smart in fact, that after several months of hunting, our intrepid hunters have only bagged a single turkey and a northern cardinal "bystander". Ironically the cardinal naturally wears the safety-conscious orange/red hunter's cap. Though the group claim the small bird's demise is "regrettable collateral damage" in the necessary pursuit of healthy lean meat, there is rampant speculation the hunters may have shot the small bird simply because it was being "uncool".
Urban turkeys mocking local commuters

What the group finds most frustrating is that turkeys seem to be ubiquitous in small town Ontario - freely roaming streets, yards and parking lots. Yet, somehow they become scarce among heavily armed camouflaged middle-aged men. The 4 men are not too concerned though, citing several mitigating circumstances from each hunt, issues they say require only minor tweaks to their technique and then it will, "rain turkey". In the meantime, their musical and whiskey drinking abilities have improved several-fold.

Urban MOCers, who now increasingly encounter wild turkeys roaming city streets, have taken a different approach to outsmarting these cunning birds. For example, Eric suggests that on your way home from work, "simply drive along side them, ease down your window and say, 'hey turkey, I am a friend of your parents and they asked me to come get you and bring you home". Voila Tom's your uncle...and he is invited for dinner!

When asked, what it is like to witness firsthand the comeback of the wild turkey in Ontario, to know that unchecked development, ecosystem change and over hunting are indeed reversible for some species, a spokesperson for the group said, "Ya, sure, that's cool too".